Toy Story 4

Toy Story 4 exists as two movies – and ending and a beginning. Ignoring whether this film needed to be made after the arguable perfection of Toy Story 3 (hint: no), this fourth film seems to exist to try to extend the saga of the characters we love while also trying to start something wholly new

And it kind of works?

So little time is spent with the bulk of the returning cast that I can’t honestly say that this movie really serves to continue their story. What we get of them is delightful- this movie is overall funnier then the previous 3 which walked much closer to the funny/emotional line than the more straightforward humor here.

But, the bulk of the movie follows the story of Bo Peep (Annie Potts) and her band of lost toys. Not seen since Toy Story 2, Bo has been reimagined as an almost ninja-like character that acts as a leader figure for the world of lost toys. Like Fagin without the evil. Her group joins the story to help Woody (Tom Hanks) protect Forky (Tony Hale) a new toy Bonnie (Madeleine McGraw) makes from some trash. Really. The rest of the new characters in Bo’s “team” are really fun with Bunny & Ducky (Jordan Peele & Keegan-Michael Key) and Duke Caboom (Keanu Reeves) stealing nearly all of their scenes.

The theme of the movie – what is the purpose of a toy both to the people and the toys- is where the requisite Pixar gut-punch comes in. Christina Hendricks’ Gabby Gabby is the crux of this story and I was, unsurprisingly, left in tears at the resolution with Pixar once again delivering a beautiful tale in a surprising way.

Where it doesn’t work so well is Pixar’s (possible?) attempt to spin the story into a new direction. Without spoiling anything I will say that any possible 5th film will look very different – besides being more unnecessary than this one was.

Toy Story 4 is a perfectly fine movie with a lot to like. But, narratively it feels forced. It doesn’t cheapen the emotional roller coaster of the 3rd film – it’s still nice to see these characters- but this movie didn’t need to be made as anything other than one of the many TV specials they’ve been doing lately. Is it a fun watch? Sure. Is it really great to see these characters in a new space? Yeah. But, if you really thought the series ended after the last film, I wouldn’t blame you and it’s probably fine. B-


Babylon 5 season 1 episode 3: Born to the Purple

You guys, this episode was bad. It was well acted by Peter Jurasik but beyond that it had basically no redeeming value.

This week, Londo (Jurasik) falls in love with a dancer (stripper?) who tries to steal his (laughably titled) “purple files” and that’s it. It is silly, ultimately pointless, develops no relationships and just sort of…happens. What there is though, is terrible fashion!

Screenshot (69)Our story begins with Sinclair and G’Kar interrupting Londo at the station’s…um…”burlesque house” where a young Barbara Mandrell practices for her set at Lillith Fair.

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Meet Adira (Fabiana Udenio) our plot device for the week. She’s a dancer, a slave, an adventurous dresser and a much better actress than this show allows her to be.

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And apparently she lives in a genie’s bottle.

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Jerry Doyle looks just as shocked at this credit as I am. Really? Harlan Ellison?


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Game Boys existed in 1994 so there is no excuse for Vir’s (Stephen Furst) janky handheld. Come on prop department, spend a penny

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Although the dreaded return of the 13″ CRT monitor tells us that budget is still a primary concern. Also, I swear this is the best image I could grab, I do not hate Stephen Furst.

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I know I bitched a lot last time about how stupid these commlinks are on this show but look at this shit, Ivannova’s is basically peeling off. The corner there might as well act like a fist weapon. This was such a stupid impractical concept and I will never not point out how dumb it is.

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Speaking of, Adira is tasked with stealing the access code to the purple files (so, so stupid) with this…butt plug? super headlight? Ink & quill set? God I hate you, Babylon 5 prop department.

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More props: these janky “flowers” with Christmas lights and shredded zip-loc baggies dangling from them.

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Also: “Universe Today” ha?


And now a triptych of “what the hell is Adira wearing why do you all hate Adira??” She wears this Victorian-inspired mess for the remainder of the episode. It’s so floofy and complicated and so out of place with everything else I just do not get it.

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Additionally, Talia’s “nude illusion” shoulders are so CMA Awards 1987 I can’t stand it. Why is there SO MUCH velour in the future, huh?


Follow. That. Bustle!

Okay. Now we come to the dumbest part of this very dumb episode. Londo and Sinclair are looking for Adira. They go to the burlesque house before they open to try to speak with the girls. Londo, wears a hood to at least try a disguise (never mind that he told us earlier that he’s there nightly) but Sinclair just puts on a coat. Face fully visible. Now, why they’re trying to be sneaky with this rejected Dick Tracy-villain who runs the club I don’t know -like, just ask to talk to the girls! But for the club owner to not recognize the COMMANDER OF THE STATION is ludicrous! Especially if he’s criminally-aligned!


I mean, if it was just and excuse for Michael O’Hare to use a crazy palooka voice and make weird faces… I’ll allow it.

Screenshot (93)These “dancers” (in quotes because I have no idea what this place is. Are they sex workers? ‘Cause that is fine if they just say that!) are so extra.


Wraparound glasses = alien bounty hunter

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So we’re all certain he didn’t make a copy of the IMMENSELY IMPORTANT SECRET FILES THAT COULD END YOUR CAREER? OK!


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You knew there was an O2 mask. Of course there is!


Why? What was the point of all of this?

What are “purple files?”

Why did we need the subplot of Garibaldi creepily watching SUSAN’S FATHER’S DYING MESSAGE TO HER?????

Do all female Centauri look like Adira? Was she Centauri?

Why does Londo (and in this episode G’Kar) get an assistant? Where’s Delenn’s assistant (I gather from credits he exists…?)

Speaking of Delenn, I thought the Minbari were the “big” aliens for this show. Like the Vulcans were on Star Trek initially. Not even a mention of them in this episode?

Sinclair and Talia are gonna hook up, right?

This was BY FAR the worst episode yet. As I said before, Peter Jurasik gets some nice moments and his chemistry with Fabiana Udenio is really nice but I have never been more bored. This story was bizarre and the logic was non-existent. And no one was born to anything purple or otherwise, what does that even mean?

I can’t believe I’m going to say this but, when does Bruce Boxleitner get here? This is getting silly.

Next time: an Infection!

Babylon 5 Season 1 Episode 2: The Soul Hunter

This is the first “real” episode of Babylon 5 the series and it is one of the most underwhelming episodes of TV I’ve ever seen. It’s boring, slow, and nonsensical. And, while it deals with Minbari mythology (kind of?) it really does nothing to advance the overall narrative of the series or explore who the Minbari are. Which is a shame as this is the perfect time to start exploring this world. But, no. The lion’s share of this episode is taken up by the titular Soul Hunter (played by William Morgan Sheppard here doing ALL THE ACTING IN THE WORLD) MONOLOGUING ALL THE WORDS!!! and Delenn alternately looking worried and/or moaning inconsolably while being tired to a piece of grating material. Ironic that this is all grating material (get it?)

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What. Is. With. The. Design. Aesthetic. In. The. Future?!?! Why does everything look a a balloon/fuse/headlight bulb? I guess I am just too used to the general sleekness of Star Trek ’cause these just look cumbersome

We also meet our new swagtastic Chief Medical Officer Dr. Stephen Franklin (Richard Biggs) who already is leaps and bounds ahead of anyone on this show in terms of fashion. That coat/scarf combo is amazing in both looks and totally uselessness on a space station.

Screenshot (50)Last time I mentioned I thought there would be a fat Garibaldi story coming. Now I think we’re just being set up for him being useless as here Delenn steals his weapon with almost no effort on her part. Also in the background, the purple/O2 masks are back with us.

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Oh Michael O’Hare.

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The Soul Hunter’s whole deal is that they can sense on on coming death for the purpose of collecting the soul for archiving (and we later see, being extremely creepy with). This “death sense” is shown to us via watching this interminable 3-card monty game in which the conman is killed. This scene, the chase, the guy’s death and the Soul Hunter’s watered-down Vincent Price monologue lasts for at least 7 minutes. It’s exhausting.

All the while he’s just standing there. Like this. For the whole time. In that makeup. With…what the hell is his forehead? Is it supposed to look like that? I need an adult!

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Meanwhile the entire command staff is modeling the 3 possible ways to relax in the new uniforms.

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Farscape this is not.

This cracked me up. We start with Sinclair and Ivannova talking to Soul Hunter #2 on the requisite 13″ CRT monitor. Then, on the reverse, we see that while they’re taking to him, he’s on another bigger screen (15″ maybe) over their shoulders. There is no reason for this design, it’s wholly nonsensical and it makes me think that he’s looking at Sinclair’s ear during this whole exchange.

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Our baddie is eventually dispatched by his own machine that he was using to eat Delenn’s soul. While she needed to be exsanguinated and prepared over a few hours, this guy gets hit and just stands there for a full minute while getting killed. I assure you he easily could have stepped an inch to either side and left but he I guess chooses to just take it. Which begs the question: How does this process work?

No matter, Delenn is safe, the Soul Hunter is gone and the souls he acquired over the years can be released by Delenn in a sequence that I had to GIF becasue it looked fully insane.



Besides what the fuck was Mira Furlan directed to do in the above?

Let’s talk comm links. I think this is the first time they’ve shown B5‘s personal comm system and it is actually stupid. It’s a giant speaker that is stuck in some manner to the back of the hand. Besides the fact that this is a really weird idea, like it’s clear you wanted to do a comm watch but thought the idea wasn’t future-y enough, your comm system can be negated by all sorts of things. Like the gloves worn in the flight suits you need to wear. And it’s cumbersome in that is seriously limits the range of motion (think hand-to-hand combat) of that hand. It’s also unsanitary unless you’re issued a new one daily.


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We’ve already seen some O2 masks, purple lighting, and 13″ CRT monitors. So here’s 1 more purple and mask combo for the road. Richard Biggs is clearly thinking “what have I signed up for?”

God this episode was boring. I think they were trying to go for moody, mysterious, and atmospheric. But it came off as plodding, overwrought, and silly. These alien mythology stories are really hard to do under the best of circumstances but to hook it on the mythology of a species the audience doesn’t know yet makes for a shaky foundation.

Next time: The series 3rd episode dances towards either self-parody or retroactive justification with “Born to the Purple”

Babylon 5 Season 1 Episode 1: Midnight on the Firing Line

The first regular episode of Babylon 5 aired 11-months after the premiere movie. Now operating with a budget and a real cast in place, they began their series with “Midnight on the Firing Line.” 2 things right off the top: I hope they reran the movie before this premiered as this episode doesn’t set things up at all- The Gathering isn’t required to enjoy this (i guess…) but there is a certain barrier to entry that would be well eased by seeing all that world building (although, The Gathering is in no way referenced in this episode which I find odd to say the least.) Secondly, the title of this episode makes no sense as on screen text shows that this episode starts at 10:00 AM not midnight.


Episode 1 begins with a long cold open setting up the plot of the episode- and unmotivated attack on a Centauri civilian colony- and somewhat establishing the world of the station. We also get our first glimpse of the new uniforms


I have to say the leather lapel and collar really break up the fabric balloon effect of the original costumes. We also get our first shot of new XO Lt. Commander Susan Ivannova (Claudia Christian). As there’s no real way to determine how much time has actually passed since the movie- at least enough time to get new haircuts – there’s no way to really establish how integrated into the crew Ivannova is. That said, I can’t really say how close a relationship Laurel Takashima had with anyone either so I guess B5 isn’t super concerned about people and relationships just yet. One thing is certain, Christian is a far more confidant actor than Tamlyn Tomita was.

We also get our first look at our opening credits! I think I have mentioned before that I am kind of a credits sequence nerd and this is…over a minute long! The dour monologue, the restatement of the premise weekly (nicely sidestepping the need to ever reference the movie I guess) the line “Humans and aliens surrounded by 2 million 5 hundred thousand tons of spinning metal. All alone. In the dark.” It’s all so damn much for a weekly series.

The main plot about the Centauri colony gets folded into another plot about supply ships being attacked by raiders. In the movie it was established that Commander Sinclair was a pilot in the war so off he goes to investigate

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I kind of love how these fighters drop out of the station. It’s a cool re-imagining of the typical hanger concept. In the meantime it’s revealed that the perpetrators of the attack on the colony are the Narn! Oh no! Londo and G’kar get into a fight and Londo decides he has to kill the Narn ambassador. Before he can though he runs into (literally) new station telepath Talia Winters (Andrea Thompson) who gives us B5 standard telepath is scared after a mind scan acting:

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Vague staring into the middle distance! Now we know it’s serious! But, no one gets killed, the Narn are defeated and the raiders are stopped to and everything is fine.

There are also a couple of subplots that are worth mentioning. There is some lip service paid to a Presidential election on Earth. Upshot is everyone is very concerned with voting so I guess that is a thing that gets better in the future. Secondly, the President is shown in a weird black & white photo and my first thought was that it was a news story about an ancient Hollywood couple? Why was it in black and white? Color exists! We’ve seen it!

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It’s one of the many aesthetic quirks about this show that I just do not get.

Moving on, there is also a subplot about Garibaldi’s (Jerry Doyle) “favorite thing” which is heavily implied to be sex. Every time he mentions it, there is a lasciviousness to his tone that is really gross. But, it’s revealed at the end that it’s really watching old Duck Dodgers cartoons (on the standard 13″ CRT monitors) while eating popcorn. He tries to get Delenn to join him in his frivolity.

It works as well as can be expected.


Since I am knew to the B5 world, there are some questions I have, things that I am super unclear on that the narrative has not fixed. Primarily with episode 1 is how the hell does hyperspace work? In dialogue, they seem to know far in advance when there is a hyperspace approach, I assume because there has to be some reservation on their “jump gate” (I think).

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But, at the beginning of this episode we see an…uh…hyperspace tunnel(?) open without a gate present

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Which begs the question: What is the point of the gate?


B5 has already established a certain number of tropes to be uniquely their own. I’ve already shown you this week’s 13″ CRT monitors but let’s not overlook the…

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Oxygen masks!

Non-Spoiled future guessing

I am trying to avoid spoilers as much as possible, but I have watched A LOT of TV before so I have some thoughts.

— Garibaldi is going to have a weight problem storyline? As Chief of security, he needs to keep in shape, but all we ever really see him doing in his off time is eating. I already showed you the popcorn but check out this dinner

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That is ALL for him. And Ivannova gives him a look like “Really dude?” I’m just saying, I see a fitness story in the offing.

— This is less a prediction than a “what might have been” had this show aired a little later. I get the impression that there is a sub-textual flirtation brewing between Ivannova and Talia. Ivannova tells a long story about why she doesn’t like telepaths because of mom-related trauma. Talia is sympathetic. I’m not sure if it was intended, or the actors were just feeling a certain way or maybe I am just reading into it, but I think if this show had aired later than 1994 there would have been a relationship there.

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I mean, Claudia Christian can sure do longing looks, right?

This episode (and the next to be honest) was really boring. The raider plot and the colony plot merging was a nice touch but either one of them was likely enough for a full episode at this point in a series. I still don’t know really anything about the characters, the species, the reasons for any of this to be happening. They really need to step up the characters and relationships because this plot-driven nonsense is honestly really boring.

Babylon 5 Season 1 Episode 0: The Gathering

I have always loved science fiction. From the first time I saw Star Wars as a kid, I was hooked on stories involving weird aliens, amazing technology and far off worlds. I’ve discussed before my love of Star Trek, Farscape, and the various Stargates. But, for whatever reason the beloved 90’s sci-fi epic Babylon 5 never quite made my list.

Premiering in 1993, a month after the too-similar-by-half Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (which we’ll discuss more in a minute), J. Michael Straczynski’s Babylon 5 is still lauded by fans as an incredible work that, because of its perceived similarity to another show, never really gained the mainstream love it should have.  The story goes that Straczynski pitched B5 to Paramount in 1989 who passed on the series. He shopped it around and it was eventually picked up to syndication. But, right as B5 was announced, Paramount announced the third Star Trek spin-off, DS9, which was suspiciously similar to the show that they had passed on 4 years before. All parties have basically denied any copying but the initial similarities:

  • Takes place on a space station
  • Various aliens everywhere
  • Station has a centrally located casino
  • Political and religious intrigue take center stage

are hard to ignore. And, that DS9 has the obvious built-in Star Trek fanbase puts it in a better position for success right off the bat. But, as fans of both shows will point out, the series diverged from each other pretty sharply after the initial episodes and found their own paths (or in DS9’s case around season 3). As a die hard Trekker in the 90’s, B5 was never really on my radar. It wasn’t even a choice really, DS9 already plugged into something I was a fan of so dipping into this new world was not something I was looking to explore beyond seeing commercials and thinking “huh, that looks…what is with that guy’s hair?”

As the years wore on though, I heard more and more how amazing this show was. The last time I had heard such vociferous praise of a genre show was Farscape and when I finally saw that I was floored at how much I loved it. Which bring us here, now, with all (ish) of Babylon 5 being on Amazon Prime Video.

All 5 seasons, and the pilot movie The Gathering are available for streaming. The other movies (Thirdspace, In the Beginning, River of Souls, The Legend of The Rangers, A Call to Arms) as well as the spin-off Crusade and the final movie Lost Tales: Voices in the Dark are not currently available but from what I have seen those don’t begin in continuity until part way through season 4 so I think I have more than enough to really see if this show lives up to all the hype.

With all that preamble out of the way, let’s begin The Gathering

It’s important to note right at the beginning, there are HUGE differences between the movie and the first episode of the series. There are some differing characters and the aesthetic is slightly different. But, the crux of the world building done in the movie carries over to the series well.establishing shotWe get our first look at  our home for the series, the titular station Babylon 5. There’s some dialogue about why the station is designated 5- the first 3 were destroyed and the 4th vanished without a trace and that seems like a rather good time to retire the “Babylon” name but I digress- and nothing about why the station looks like a spark plug. I realize my DS9 bias as I immediately assumed that planet in the background is in someway important. It so far is not.


The 1993 graphics are on full display. This was a random shot I grabbed but they’re all bad in a Starfox-meets-VR Troopers sort of way

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And, again this station has a Not-the-Promenade casino centerpiece.



Here’s a quick glimpse of the aliens that populate the station, on the left is a proto-Farscape muppet-like creature and on the right is a refugee-from-the-planet-of-the-apes-cum-bartender.

And, don’t forget the cultures of Earth being represented



In their traditional garb and all…Yes that is a beret. Because of course.



Here’s our first glimpse of the XO Lt. Commander Laurel Takashima (Tamlyn Tomita). Her job appears the be to control all traffic entering the station and standing in disco lighting all day. Takashima doesn’t make it to the series. She doesn’t die (as far as I can tell) but her character disappears after this movie.

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Other things that don’t survive this movie are these uniforms. Which, if I was Tamlyn Tomita I would have quit after looking in the mirror. If the uniforms didn’t look…um…uniformly bad (sorry) I would say the costumer hated her so very much. Additionally if you plan on watching this, please note that Tamlyn Tomita is a great actress and you should not judge her ability based on this movie. The acting in this movie is pretty bad across the board but Tomita’s performance is almost as fake as the graphics.

Babylon 5 (as the opening narration of the series proper will endlessly drone) is a place where humans and aliens can meet and coexist. Humans have in the recent past completed a devastating war with the Minbari , and the station is to serve as a diplomatic post to prevent future wars. There are to be representatives from all of the major races; Humans (who run the station), the aforementioned Minbari in the person of the mysterious Delenn (Mira Furlan), the Narn represented by G’Kar (Andreas Katsulas), and the Centauri represented but Londo (Peter Jurasik) who is also the most ridiculous being I have ever seen


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The last of the ambassadors, Kosh of the Vorlons, is set to arrive as the movie begins. I gather the Vorlons are the mysterious warlike race of this world as no one has ever seen one and they are spoken about in hushed tones.

The Gathering is the story of Kosh’s arrival and the assassination attempt that follows. One of the things that is made clear is that most of the aliens need specific environments to breathe. This leads to what seems to be Babylon 5‘s favorite things: OXYGEN MASKS!!



So many scenes feature actors trying to act through giant oxygen masks. The scene on the left is station commander Jeffrey Sinclair (Michael O’Hare) leading new station telepath Lyta Alexander (Patricia Tallman) to her quarters while explaining the station’s environs and population. Because of the mask it’s all done in voice-over while the actors gesture vaguely and move their eyes a lot. I have so far watched up through episode 2 and this trend continues. On the right, station doctor Benjamin Kyle (Johnny Sekka) works on a dying Kosh. Sekka also doesn’t continue to the series and again he spends a lot of time in this mask so I wouldn’t blame him if he quit.

Sinclair gets implicated in the assassination plot and a trial ensues. The ambassadors and Lt. Commander Takashima are the judges- the words conflict of interest are not uttered- and the witnesses get sent to the Phantom Zone, I guess

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How the hell is anyone supposed to concentrate on their answers with all of that going on?

As the trial continues, the crew continues to try to save Kosh, which requires eye-searing purple lighting


And concerned looks. And conversations with people back on Earth (and Sinclair’s totally pointless girlfriend) via the future tech of grainy 13 inch CRT monitors



I understand it was 1993 but damn that looks terrible. If Star Wars could have holographic communication in 1977 they could have found a more futury looking communication technique in their budget.

Anyway, eventually they figure out that the real assassin is using an illegal shape changing tech to hide on the station. The tech is…not going well


But luckily the Doctor is on the case using this super helpful display

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Somehow playing 3 different types of Tetris helps save Kosh. Hooray!

The Gathering is…not good. Had I watched this on original airing it would not have excited me to watch a forthcoming series set in this world. It’s boring, poorly paced, badly realized, and badly acted But, knowing how it all shakes out, I am still planning on watching the rest of the series because I have been assured that it gets so much better .

Season in Review: Daredevil Season 2

If Marvel’s Daredevil season 1 was a study in how a man becomes a hero, then Season 2 (now streaming on Netflix) is a story of how that hero decides what kind of hero he wants to be. But, beyond that overarching theme, season 2 is as fractured as Matt’s poor body.

As I have mentioned before, these Netflix shows run like a 13-hour movie. But,


It’s a Matty in the middle!

unlike Marvel’s Jessica Jones before it, Daredevil season 2 doesn’t really take advantage of it’s format. While the season has a lot going on, the whole thing feels very fragmented and not well thought out.

Without spoiling anything, the season begins with a gang being massacred by an unknown person. Bullets and blood are everywhere and the gore and unflinching violence that we saw in season 1 gets a serious upgrade. When the police get on scene, we see a detective who has never appeared before (and does not appear again) playing the quintessential “crusty cop.” His entire being says “getting too old for this shit” and his dialogue…well at one point he describes a bullet proof vest as being “thicker than [his] dick” so you know, it’s basically Shakespeare. But, this 2 scene character is a microcosm for the entire season in that he’s brash, jarring, intense, and sort of unfocused.

New executive producers Douglas Petrie and Marco Ramirez did have a daunting task ahead of them, creating a new story that expands on what we have already seen while avoiding all of the pitfalls of a second year show. They also had to add characters that are closely tied to the Daredevil mythos, The Punisher (Jon Bernthal) and Elektra (Elodie Yung), into the mix without it feeling like a stunt or over blown like it did in, say, Spider-Man 3. On that note, I think it worked rather well as both characters fit in pretty seamlessly (and more on them later). But, they were never able to really expand on what was done before, beyond their lead,Charlie Cox, now sporting his full be-horned Daredevil costume all the time.

For example, the Karen Page (Deborah Ann Woll) character still has the murkiest of pasts which is only vaguely hinted at, again, as she is constantly imperiled ,some more, this season. Quite why they’re teasing this out in this manner is only leading me to believe that they have no idea what they’re doing with this character and are spinning their wheels. Then there’s poor Foggy (Elden Henson) who spends the whole season alternating between fighting his best friend and pushing his stupid hair out of his face. Foggy is the heart of this show, and in many ways the moral center, and his storyline is a neutered Law & Order episode and/or making excuses for his partner to not be around. It’s a shame really. By the nature of the show, Henson and Woll are relegated to the back burner – they aren’t superheroes after all-  but the actors are so magnetic that you can tell the writers are bending over backwards to give them something compelling to do.

The writers in fact seem to have thrown all of their power at the new characters and boy do they work well. Bernthal’s work as the homicidal-but-for-the-right-reasons-? Punisher is amazing. His monologue in episode 4 (“Penny and Dime”) needs to be on his Emmy reel. The character’s story dominates the season in a whole host of ways and he is just so damn good. In the comics, The Punisher is someone I have never given much thought to. I knew the broad strokes of his story but his character, to me, was basically murder guy.  But Bernthal’s portrayal is compelling and fascinating. Yes, the violence is…beyond reason in a lot of places but the counterpoint he provides to Daredevil, especially in light of the two-sides-of-the-same-coin theme they played with Kingpin (Vincent D’onofrio) last year, lets Bernthal and Cox really play some great scenes together.

Yung’s Elektra is also a fantastic new addition to the show. Both Punisher and Elektra push Matt to the moral line, with both of them forcing Matt to make a choice both on what kind of man he wants to be and what kind of hero he wants to be. But, Elektra specifically is the one character who is taking none of Matt’s crap at any point during the series. She is a take no prisoners, do what needs to be done, badass and in many ways forces Matt to put up or shut up. Sadly, to the detriment of Foggy and Karen’s characters as Elektra pushes Matt to realize that there is no line between the two sides of his identity. Additionally I would watch the hell out of a solo series for either if these characters should Netflix feel like ordering one.

Elektra also brings with her the new threat, The Hand, a mysterious ninja organization that is all over the place in the comics. The Hand basically embodies every myth, story, threat, and fear that ninjas have ever had assigned to them in all mythologies all wrapped up into one. While they are arguably the Big Bad of the season, they are also a capital-t-Threat that I expect to ripple throughout the the MCU now that they have been unleashed. In the comics, The Hand plays a large part in the Iron Fist stories, for example.

Speaking of the larger MCU, the events of Marvel’s Jessica Jones are vaguely referred to, even going so far as to bring in Carrie-Ann Moss’ Jeryn Hogarth for a cameo. But, Rosario Dawson’s Claire Temple once again plays a significant role and sets up where we’ll see her next, September’s Luke Cage.

Ultimately, this season is about who Matt Murdock wants to be, lawyer or Dardevil. It’s made pretty clear to him that he can’t effectively do both and he is forced to reconcile that dichotomy over and over and over again. There is not a single character that doesn’t call Matt out at some point in the season. He is as beaten up by his friends and allies as he is by bad guys. Hell, at one point, he is so beaten down that he appears to go hysterically deaf (?) for a very short time.

And, while everything I have mentioned sounds strong and well done, the series plays very disjointed. Nothing dovetails into anything else in a satisfying way, Elektra’s entire section never really interacts with what’s going on anywhere else. Her whole plot feels sandboxed. There is no balance. And, stylistically the whole series radically amped up everything it did last year in violence, gore, and let’s call them “visual motifs” (As my friend Matt pointed out, falling water. It is so lovingly focused on you expect it to have a series regular credit) to a truly distracting degree (see the aforementioned hysterical deafness).

I don’t want you to misunderstand, Marvel’s Daredevil puts out a good second season. But, it’s more of a character study (and study in stomach churning violence) than anything else. Season 2 is the television equivalent of that thing comics do periodically where they high-mindedly pontificate of the nature of heroism. In comics, this works because it’s usually either in caption boxes that are skimable or only go on for a few pages. When you have 13-ish hours (because of the nature of Netflix, the episode length is non-standard) of it though you kind of want the show to pull its horned head out of its ass for 5 minutes and maybe punch more ninjas. B-

Depths of OnDemand: Let’s Be Cops

Every so often I am forced to watch some truly dreadful movies. I don’t know if the person inflicting these movies on me just enjoys watching me squirm or if there is some part of them that thinks maybe I’ll enjoy these slices of cinema that I am not usually predisposed to watching. Either way, I find it difficult to stop watching a movie once it’s begun so I usually end up seeing the garbage through to the end, knowing no good will come from it. This is the reason I even saw Let’s Be Cops.

To be clear Let’s Be Cops, while being almost aggressively terrible, is a movie I would


They just read the script

consider watching based solely on the cast. I already have a predisposition for TV actors jumping to Film (TV was and always will be my first love and I have a deeper “relationship” with those actors than the relatively larger stars of the cinema world) and I also have a deep and abiding love for the world of comedy (stand-up, sketch, improv, and the “alternative” performers thereof). Based solely on the cast list, this move should be firmly on my sweet spot. Add to that that the fact that I work in law enforcement in some capacity and I should be all in for this one.

But, then I saw a trailer. A trailer is supposed to be the advertisement that makes you want to see a movie, and if this was the best they could come up with to cut a trailer from, this movie must be terrible. Nothing worked and it felt like a sophomoric mess that should never have been made.

Seeing the movie, I can tell you that if nothing else that the advertising was accurate. Those trailer editors should be very proud of themselves.  This movie is a pile of hot garbage and keeps finding new depths to sink to. It’s stupid, ridiculous, racist, homophobic, spectacularly violent, and worst of all pointless. Not that all movies need to have a message, but this seems to take the stance that lying is bad, until it’s good but still it’s bad. Unless it lets you bang Nina Dobrev, then it’s fine. Speaking of, if this is why Dobrev left Vampire Diaries to “try new things in her career” or whatever, then she radically misjudged the cultural impact of this role.

The plot, such as it is, involves 2 friends who’s lives haven’t turned out the way they expected, who dress up like cops and then begin acting as if they were cops until they get involved in a cartoonishly insane arms dealing plot. I’m not kidding, this is what happens in this movie. Why, once they get the initial thrill of pretending to be cops, they don’t apply to be actual police officers and take us through a Police Academy retread I don’t know. Maybe they didn’t want the comparison to that far better movie. Whatever the reason, Jake Johnson and Damon Wayans, Jr. scream, mug, pratfall, and shot through this mess. Neither actor is engaging, or seemingly even interested in the film as a whole. Wayans, Jr. particularly seems like he just gave up on this movie about 20 minutes in.

I don’t have words for how bad this movie is. Especially when it becomes over long and boring. Then, even a last-minute, manic Keegan-Michael Key performance can salvage anything other than a bemused chuckle from the viewer who has been beaten down by this turd. F